Who is Andrew Elric, and what's he doing here? Says he's here with answers. As Andrew would explain it, "We live our lives shrouded with mysteries. We're compelled to show faith in explanations that we really don't believe in--the origins of our being, the nature and existence of God, are we alone in the universe? Less weighty issues as well as stuff we'd just like to know--who really shot Kennedy? What happened to Jimmy Hoffa? You think about it and know there really are answers to all of it, but you don't have access to them. I've got those answers and, more importantly, proof for all of it. Some of it you can hold in your hand. You follow the news, you know this place is going to blow. I'm here to try and stop it. Religion, race, nationalism . . . We all come from the same place. But the world has suffered through too many charlatans and false prophets. I'm going to use these proofs to get you savages to settle down." Andrew has recruited renowned attorney, author, and sports agent Aron Samuelson to help him get the word out. Aron, in the throes of a midlife crisis, is looking for the next "big thing" in his life. As they say, be careful what you wish for.