Interrupted from preparing an article on particle physics, Dr. Jeremy Wraxtiorre attempts to explain the sociological and historical analysis of the development of the Quark Chromodynamics theories in the 1960s. But the author didn't listen--instead trying to destroy the book being discussed. Dr. Wraxtiorre also attempts to explain the foundation of an investor's economy, but fails to adequately concretize the description when his author falls prey to his lust for the female anatomy. The disrespectful antics get increasingly surreal as the author tackles, heckles, mocks and deconstructs other topics including Internet journalism, corporate values, conspiracy theories, propaganda, social structures, and transcendentalism. Includes "The Behemoth Saga," several versions of the "Famous Desk Test" narratives, a selection of poems titled "The Pumpkinification of Brash," and the controversial "Regressive Traits in Anal Hominids."