When irresistible force meets irresistible girl more than sparks will fly - fur, spiky bits, and possibly tentacles. Ledderik is a slightly homicidal cyborg and is ready to lose himself in a virtual world for the rest of his tomorrows, until he saves Thorn from death and gets sucked into the wake of her cataclysmic siren attraction. Maybe life can be fun? Besides, she has such a cute ... tail. One small problem, Led no longer owns his body. Thorn has also lost everything in one day. Cross out being a starship captain or her own species, or having friends. Instead she's been cursed with being a hurricane force sexual magnet. She has questions. Why is she a biohazard on most reputable planets and how can she avoid triggering an extinction event and killing every male nearby? The two of them cross the galaxy, with Led swapping from loaner body to loaner body. He's the one male who can resist her, and he's upskilling. Up against the wall? Upside down? With tentacles and DD drilling power? Led is good at what he does. Always. Meet the hot ex-cyborg who no longer looks in the mirror, in case his latest loaner body is ugly. He has one priority - make sure the downstairs department is BIG. Warning. This story may contain robots, cyborgs, dark naughtiness, and species that come equipped with extra wriggly bits.