"CHICKEN SIDE OFF FIRST" was written for YOU . . . the reader. Over 1300 FUNNY STORIES including many INSPIRATIONAL THOUGHTS. It was written to be a lifetime resource book for anything regarding humor in any way. It is for you and anyone, in times of joy, sadness, loneliness, despair, and maybe even in times of death. A wonderful book as a gift for your favorite friends and/or relatives! This book, for sure, is one for the coffee table. It was designed to bring much JOY and LAUGHTER. It is filled with really funny stories and one-liners. Many stories that will truly give your spirit a shot in the arm. You'll be refreshed and encouraged. If you happen to be a story-teller, minister, public speaker or a tour guide, there are stories than can be used for fun and inspiration. Many true stories, funny anecdotes, and also a mini-autobiography of the author's lives, as we worked with Richard's Fun-Time Tours, as tour escorts, and owners of the company. This book could very easily, be the best book ever compiled for Humor and Inspiration, because it is a collection of over 1300 funny stories and one-liners from conducting tours around the world for over 18 years. "When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you," is a known phrase. The good Lord implanted the 'FUNNY BONE' on the inside of us; just like he did all the other bones. We really wouldn't be worth a plug nickel without it. If you love to laugh; if you REALLY enjoy reading and laughing. "THIS BOOK, WITH OUT A DOUBT, IS FOR YOU!" The Authors: Richard F. and Neta Ruth Sunderwirth Oh! By the way. . . Don't eat onions with pinto beans, it will give you teargas!