One Sunday in 2010, at the monthly flea market in the famous Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California, rapper Bustin' Taboos' anti-sports rap inspires Eldon Bowman to found the Great American Anti-Sports Crusade (GAASCRU). In 2012, MegaMax-Sports-Domes, a multi-billion dollar corporation helps elect Coleman Haulk-football hero, Senator, and sports fanatic-as President on a "Sports Platform," promising a Sports-Dome in every major American city. Both the newly elected President and Vice-President die of heart attacks. The Speaker of the House becomes the "Accidental President" who has suspicions about Sports-Domes intrigues. Meanwhile, Mortimer K. Forrester, 'The Timber King,' agrees to bankroll GAASCRU, which together with the possible withdrawal of Federal support panics MegaMax-Sports-Domes into extreme measures to conceal the Zebra Derby conspiracy. A cast of zany characters, including a trio called the Cosmonuts, question the mysterious connection between UFOs, the Seven Deadly Sins and MegaMax-Sports-Domes and discover an evil scheme being hatched by sports-crazed extraterrestrials. James R. Cooley James B. Jamieson