"With whom must one fornicate to get out of this?"In the distant future, Captain Keir Trask hunts dangerous weapon smugglers and has tracked them all the way to Earth. In order to bring these felons back to planet Lucent, he has quite reluctantly agreed to go undercover as a male beauty pageant contestant. The only problem is that the Earth Protectorate agent assigned to work with him is driving him crazy.Captain Sagan Carter has orders to make sure her high-and-mighty alien counterpart completes all the requirements for the male beauty pageant serving as his cover; otherwise he's to be escorted to the nearest deportation area, never to return to Earth's surface.All Keir wants is to arrest smugglers and go home. To make the arrest and grab kudos for herself, Sagan forces Keir to keep assorted appointments including bikini waxes, facials and filming promo spots for...'Pluto Pillow Mints...the mints that melt in your mouth and provide an orgasmic experience for your taste buds...'It's a campy farce of high adventure!Rating: Sensual Genres: Paranormal Romance, fantasy, futuristic romance, science fiction romance, space opera