If you showed a caveman a flashlight, he would make you a king. So what would he make you if you showed him curly fries?

"Mashing a bit of Robert Rankin, a chunk of Kevin Smith, and a lot of potato jokes together, Heidgerken produces satire for the generation that can't even." - Dave Higgins, Davetopia

"Like good satire, this takes current views, cranks them up to 11, and reflects them back as food for thought. In this case, deep-fried, golden brown food for thought." - Bob Brinkman, Goodreads Reader

Gordon MacNamara never questioned the potatoes. He never even noticed them. Instead, he immersed himself in video games and old movies to try and forget the nightly drudge of slinging fries at the local fast food joint. But when a chance mishap at work places him at the center of a global conspiracy involving the internet, mind-control and root vegetables, he finds himself with a choice - become the hero Earth needs, or nah?

In the spirit of Arthur C. Clarke, Douglas Adams and "Weird Al" Yankovic, Godsquatter invites you to a world consumed by celebrity worship, meme culture, and social media. Also Potatoes. Especially potatoes. Because you need them. You adore them. And that's just how they planned it.