"Wear a SMILE. It's neat and attracts attention! It increases your face-value." "You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing." Foreword Even the best stand-up comic cannot recall jokes. This joke book is necessary codigo to recall jokes handily. Jokes are for all occasions and for all people in all walks of life. Jokes remove cares and concerns. They make you forget your problems. People who tell jokes become the life of the party. Anybody for that matter can become a comic by just reading from this book. Actually, these jokes are recycled or modified jokes retold many times in the past and openly distributed in the internet. Jokes are sometimes hard to recall. This is a tribute to all writers and composers of jokes to make the world a better place to live in. SAMPLE JOKE: Affair Never works "The thrill is gone from my marriage," Benny told his friend Danny. "Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?" Danny suggested "But what If my wife finds out?" "Heck, this is the nuclear age. Go ahead and tell her about it!" So Benny went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together." "Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried that - it never worked." SAMPLE JOKE: Away ng Mag-asawa Wife: Walang hiya! Husband: Walang hiya ka rin! Wife: Tanga! Husband: Tanga ka rin! Wife: Gago! Husband: Gaga ka rin Wife: Supot! Husband: Wala naman ganyanan.