Product Description If you are a human, then you've had someone give you advice. Whether it's your parents,grandparents, or some guy digging in a dumpster they often use some sort of saying or "words of wisdom". This book takes many of those little gems and turns them on their head. It also has many original sayings that sound like something that you may or should have heard. They'll tell you that "once you've fallen off that horse, it's time to get back on". Why?! That's how people get hurt. I say it's time to ride a bike! This isn't the kind of thing you can read once and then put down forever. More than likely you'll pass this on to you children or grandchildren in some sort of ceremony. Unless you take it with you. From the Author I enjoyed putting this, my first published work together. I always wrote comedic material when I was younger and tried to save everything I could. When I started doing stand up comedy years ago I wrote new material for my shows. After many years of touring, I was looking at all the stuff I had written and saved from my younger days. I thought the material was funny, but I could not use it in my act because I do not do a lot of one-liners.That's when the idea of taking all this material and making a book with it came up. I wrote some new proverbs to go with the old ones and this book is the result. Grad a copy and enjoy! About the Author Brian T Shirley has toured the U.S.,Canada and The Bahamas for nearly twenty years. He has performed in many top comedy clubs, country clubs, resorts, cruise ships and special events. Brian also writes for the online comedy magazine Amock and has contributed to several on line books. He resides in Chas.,SC , where he still writes when not on tour. Go to his website for excerpts from both books, tour info, short stories videos and more. briantshirley.webs.com