1) We came in for one job. It was not one job. And all of our nice, conventional weapons aren't working. (Zhen is right, EFTs suck)

2) A crash course in Monacan legends and medicine. (Probably the best part of this trip.)

3) The bond plays a painful game of yo-yo with us. (Which means I'm getting dragged into fights I'd rather skip.)

4) Houdou are maybe addicted to peanut butter. (How was I to know?!)

If this is how all of Zhen's cases go, we need to solve the bond issue stat, 'cause me and bullets do not mix well.

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Magically bonded, chosen family, Kris and Zhen actually communicate, whole story is just mindless violence and fluff, Zhen is a walking green flag, Chinese mythology, Monacan mythology, multicultural romance, part time soulmates, full time problem, relationship negotiations, it's a hot mess but they're trying dammit, Evil Flying things NOT for the win, Dead Eye Kris, Zhen is turned on by Kris shooting, emotional realizations are never fun, Zhen rides a Huodou, this is a match made in heh Hell, archery for the win, only a barn was harmed in the making of this story, Kris might have sicced the Houdou on her sister's fiance, but to be fair he had it coming