A Quodlibet of Chaos, Comedy, and Unexpected Comfort

Warning: This is not your average pandemic memoir-this is quarantine served with a side of satire and topped with absurd brilliance.

When the world slammed shut, the Kovid family didn't just survive lockdown. They turned it into a full-throttle sitcom of strategic shopping, culinary chaos, and video-game warfare. Mom Kovid's dinner creations border on war crimes. Dad Kovid offers life lessons nobody asked for. And the kids? Let's just say they're battling zombies, blending hand sanitizer that smells like pizza, and clinging to teenage love as COVID-19 does its worst.

But beneath the botched karaoke nights and eye-roll-worthy optimism, Quarantina delivers a surprisingly tender punch: love survives, humor heals, and somehow, Amber makes a miraculous comeback on a hospital ship (seriously).

If your idea of surviving quarantine involves laughter, heart, and a lot of "what just happened?" moments-you'll devour this book. It's equal parts The Office, Little Miss Sunshine, and your own group chat during lockdown.

• "A gift from an important new Court Jester! One fine satire. Five-star writing." -Grady Harp, Amazon Top 500 Reviewer
• "The most enjoyable read I've had in quite a long while!" -Amazon Review
• "A story that can be read over and over and still be enjoyable." -Kourtney Bradley, Fable Review

About Wayne Tatum Satirist. Court jester. Pandemic therapist disguised as a storyteller. Wayne Tatum turns social chaos into comedic gold. A master of absurdity and a keen observer of human resilience, he writes with the kind of wit that will make you laugh out loud and then nod solemnly... while still laughing.

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Published by DonnaInk Publications, L.L.C. A woman-owned press championing bold, diverse, and unforgettable voices.